He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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