It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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