We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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