she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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