I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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