me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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