Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
this just has baby written all over it
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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