You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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