never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize