I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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