god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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