I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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