He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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