you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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