Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize