whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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