Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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