No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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