just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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