What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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