man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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