2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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