They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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