So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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