The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
