question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize