I'm really into asian looking animals
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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