Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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