Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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