the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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