It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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