glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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