I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Need sex. Gaining weight.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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