I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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