Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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