she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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