ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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