I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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