i think my tv is drunk
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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