We're facebook friends in real life
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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