did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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