Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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