Do you still have your period?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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