I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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