My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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