so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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