I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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