he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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