im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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