Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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