He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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