How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident